heysawbones:

Despite having no great love for Halloween, my esoteric life roommate and I want to be good neighbors - there’s a lot of kids in our neighborhood. I got sugar-free candy and everything. I don’t want to dress up, but I figure I should do something in the spirit of Halloween, so as not to be a total…

Option 6: TF2 spy. Wear all red or all blue, wear a spy mask of the opposite color.